Response to a bad call
Response to a bad pun
Response to a bailiff
Response to a bailiff's question
Response to a beating
Response to a bell
Response to a braggart
Response to a breach of movie theater etiquette
Response to a brother?
Response to a burn or a pun
Response to a cape flourish
Response to a capitán
Response to a cave shout
Response to a charge
Response to a charge, in court
Response to a childish dare
Response to a clever put-down
Response to a come-on, maybe
Response to a comic
Response to a compliment
Response to a compromise offer
Response to a computer crash
Response to a con
Response to a court oath
Response to a crash
Response to a crumpled fax
Response to a dad joke, say
Response to a dare
Response to a delegation?
Response to a detailed story about a UTI
Response to a ding-dong?
Response to a disbeliever
Response to a discouraging comment
Response to a distress signal
Response to a doctor
Response to a doctor's request, perhaps
Response to a doorbell
Response to a double entendre
Response to a double entendre, perhaps
Response to a double-crosser
Response to a Doubter
Response to a doubter of one's abilities
Response to a doubting Thomas
Response to a drone
Response to a drought ending
Response to a dubious assertion
Response to a fencing lunge
Response to a fireworks show
Response to a flatterer
Response to a fleecing?
Response to a funny meme
Response to a funny text
Response to a gag
Response to a general
Response to a general question?
Response to a good barb
Response to a good dig
Response to a good meme, maybe
Response to a gotcha
Response to a great retort
Response to a groaner
Response to a gut punch
Response to a heckler
Response to a helper
Response to a home team bobble
Response to a jerk?
Response to a joke
Response to a joke in an I.M.
Response to a joke on-line
Response to a joke, maybe
Response to a judge
Response to a knock
Response to a knock at the door, perhaps
Response to a knock, maybe
Response to a knock, perhaps
Response to a laryngologist
Response to a lousy deal
Response to a masher
Response to a massage
Response to a minister
Response to a minister's question
Response to a minor mistake
Response to a miracle
Response to a morning knock
Response to a mouse?
Response to a naysayer
Response to a one-liner
Response to a pass?
Response to a pick-up line, perhaps
Response to a pinch, perhaps
Response to a playful insult, in the style of Tracy Morgan
Response to a playground challenge
Response to a pointer
Response to a polar vortex
Response to a polite refusal / (next line) It's spelled out in a Tammy Wynette hit
Response to a preacher
Response to a prompt
Response to a puerile joke
Response to a pun
Response to a punch
Response to a punch in the stomach
Response to a punch, in comics
Response to a punch, perhaps
Response to a puppy video, maybe
Response to a ques.
Response to a raise
Response to a ranter
Response to a rapper
Response to a remarkable remark
Response to a revival meeting miracle
Response to a ring
Response to a riot
Response to a roadblock
Response to a rodent
Response to a rubdown
Response to a rude advance
Response to a rude remark
Response to a scarecrow, perhaps
Response to a schoolyard denial
Response to a sermon
Response to a shock
Response to a shot, maybe
Response to a sinking feeling?
Response to a site gag?
Response to a skeptic
Response to a slight
Response to a sneeze
Response to a sneeze, in Sonora
Response to a sneezer
Response to a sophomoric comment
Response to a sophomoric joke
Response to a startling greeting
Response to a stimulus
response to a stimulus biologically
Response to a sting
Response to a stomach punch
Response to a sudden chill
Response to a superior's request
Response to a surprising claim
Response to a surprising statement
Response to a tasty treat
Response to a terrible idea
Response to a texted joke
Response to a threat
Response to a thrust
Response to a truly bad joke
Response to a verbal slam
Response to a verdict
Response to a weak joke
Response to a weak joke, perhaps
Response to a welcome return
Response to a wisecrack
Response to an accusation
Response to an affront
Response to an air offensive?
Response to an arrest, initially
Response to an attack by a group of senators
Response to an e-mail wisecrack
Response to an e-mailed joke, maybe
Response to an error, maybe
Response to an eruption of sorts
Response to an IM'ed joke
Response to an impatient person
Response to an insult
Response to an insult, maybe
Response to an insult, perhaps
Response to an Internet meme, maybe
Response to an interruption
Response to an obvious statement
Response to an on-line joke
Response to an online joke
Response to an order
Response to an overly personal comment
Response to an overshare
Response to an oversharer
Response to an ump, maybe
Response to an unexpected gift
Response to an unrevealing revelation
Response to an unwanted advance, maybe
Response to audience applause at the end of a performance
Response to awful news
Response to back-scratching
Response to bad news
Response to bad news, sometimes
Response to bad service
Response to Beatlemania
Response to being chosen for audience participation, maybe
Response to being cut off
Response to being elbowed, maybe
Response to being held up, maybe
Response to being slain, in texts?
Response to being tickled
Response to bewilderment
Response to captain's orders
Response to daredeviltry
Response to feeble excuses
Response to finger pointing
Response to fireworks
Response to freshness?
Response to getting a ring?
Response to getting one's dander up?
Response to goo
Response to good news
Response to great news
Response to happy news
Response to huge applause, maybe
Response to impertinence, maybe
Response to internet cat photos, say
Response to many a pun
Response to many a punch line
Response to Mrs. Claus's jokes
Response to one in command
Response to overhearing?
Response to oversharing
Response to oversharing, in texts
Response to pain
Response to pointing out a resemblance between two people
Response to poor service
Response to puns, often
Response to receiving a perfect present
Response to revelations
Response to Revolutionary Arnold's "What's for breakfast?"?
Response to ringing?
Response to rudeness
Response to sad news
Response to sarcasm
Response to sarcasm, perhaps
Response to Sinatra
Response to solving this puzzle
Response to someone pointing
Response to stimulus
Response to the '08 financial crisis
Response to the Little Red Hen
Response to the obvious
Response to the query "Does Ms. Garbo fist-bump?"?
Response to the sublime
Response to tickling
Response to un capitán
Response to unfair criticism
Response to unwanted gossip, perhaps
Response to videos of puppies descending stairs, e.g.
Response to waiting too long for someone who's waiting?
Response to witnessing a hard punch
Response to wrecking
Response when playing innocent
Response when something hits you
Response, on 'Jeopardy!'
Response: Abbr.
Responses
Responses from a sycophant